WELCOME TO MY HELL...




I FIGURED THAT I SPEND ENOUGH TIME CHECKING OUT OTHER PEOPLE'S JOURNALS THAT I SHOULD START WRITING MY OWN. SO HERE IT IS, MY PLACE FOR VENTING, RANDOM THOUGHTS, AND JUST TO WRITE DOWN SHITE THAT I THINK IS COOL. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT OR IT ISN'T UP TO YOUR STANDARDS, TOUGH SHITE! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!


   

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Nov 11, 2003
Priceless...

Plane ticket to California:  $300
Drinks on the plane:  $12
Tour of San Francisco:  $20
Getting you picture taken while deep-throating a corn-dog on Pier 39:

                                                    PRICELESS!!!

                                       

               (picture to be updated soon...)  -jMb

Posted at 03:01 pm by SWATDOG


Nov 8, 2003
Why are people dumb???

So why is it that everyday some moron feels that they need to take time out of their day and ask me one of the dumbest fucking questions possible?  I work with computers, and the shit that I hear over the phone on a daily basis would baffle you.  You'd be surprised how adamantly a user will state that all of their devices are plugged in, and that they double checked it all.  So, after awarding benefit of the doubt, I stroll on over to the idiot's workcenter, and sure as shit, right there on the floor in clear sight is an unplugged cord.  I mean seriously people, how fucking stupid can you get?  I could understand if you had some physical disability that would prevent you from doing so, or if you actually knew something about computers, and were absolutely sure that an unplugged cord wasn't the problem, but JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE, WHEN I TELL YOU TO PLUG SOMETHING IN, PLUG IT THE FUCK IN AND STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED LAZY!!!  Ok, I'm done.  Fucking morons.  -jMb

Posted at 10:36 am by SWATDOG


Recommendations...

Okay, so it's been a few days.  I just went and saw 'MATRIX: REVOLUTIONS' the other day and all that I can say is "WOW!!!"  Thank god they managed to save the series with this one.  In my own personal opinion 'MATRIX: RELOADED' SUCKED ASS BIG TIME!!!  There was about 45-60 minutes of useful and relevant storyline, and the rest was just filler and special effects.  I feel personally insulted that the creators decided to make a trilogy just to make some extra money.  There were so many fans of the original, including myself, that were majorly disappointed with 'RELOADED'.  But anyways, back to 'REVOLUTIONS'...  OMFG!  This movie takes about 10-15 minutes to take off and then SLAMS you in the chest with about 90 minutes of non-stop action.  The special effects were gorgeous.  This is a definite must see.  One of the best movies of the year.  It makes the cut for my own personal top 5 list, to include 'THE RECRUIT', 'THE RUNDOWN', 'S.W.A.T.', AND 'LOTR: THE TWO TOWERS'.  -jMb

Posted at 10:19 am by SWATDOG


Oct 30, 2003
Riddle me this...

Anyone out there have a clue why we are here?  What purpose does our life serve?  I don't think it's because of any all seeing entity that saves you a seat in a magic place if you follow his 10 simple rules.  I think some of the best possibilities I have seen have come from movies.  What about the good ol' marble theory in MEN IN BLACK?  That would be pretty cool.  Only problem is that most human beings have a problem handling the concept that they are not the biggest, best, and only thing in the universe.  Maybe we are batteries as THE MATRIX suggests.  That would be a shitty discovery to make, but at least if you get out you get to learn kung fu really fast, right?  There are many times a week I find myself wishing that I had the knowledge and strength to throw some blithering idiot through a wall, and the whole stopping bullets thing would be a kick ass party trick.  Anyways, whoever has the answer to this, please let me know, 'cause I'm tired of trying to figure it out. 
Later, -jMb

Posted at 03:12 pm by SWATDOG


In The Beginning...

Welcome one and all to what will hopefully be an entertaining forum for all who visit.  If anything else, I know that I should have some fun with it.  Don't expect a PG-13 environment on this page.  It's not who I am and it's not what I will pretend to be.  If there is any content on this page that you do not like then please, by all means, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!  I don't want to hear it.  Otherwise, enjoy, and welcome into my head.  Please be sure to watch your step as the lighting is dim and there are many surprises to stumble upon.  Later, -jMb

Posted at 02:26 pm by SWATDOG